i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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