There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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