normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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