I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
