stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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