So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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