Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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