if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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