This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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