I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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