I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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