We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
where am i from again
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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