walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
be right there i have to get my cape
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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