I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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