As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Randomize
