i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
