Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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