so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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