: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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