The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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