Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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