so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
