Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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