Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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