Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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