Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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