Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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