At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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