So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize