I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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