i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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