people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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