I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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