Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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