the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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