Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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