a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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