He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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