Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
BRING THE BAGELS
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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