I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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