The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
pray to the hookup gods
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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