shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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