The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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