Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
