Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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