ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
