why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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