Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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