Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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