i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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