On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
